Isn't Simon Gray a kind gentleman?

Hi M,

First cab off the rank on my pile of new zeens was yours. Maybe 'cause we were the last trade of the day? Probably not, this product makes several juggles before hitting my bedside table. (For example, I haven't read any other zeens yet. I also recently picked up some Phantom comics, my first in years & read one of those tonight having plonked them atop the zeens. I'm totally planning a Phantom zeen now, as soon as my brother & I finish our Brady Bunch YouTube magnum opus.)

Don't feel bad for having such a small zeen, as I suspect you do. You're adding to an already impressive litany of zeenery, who reaches #15 issues, really? Uberzeeners, that's who.

& Although I haven't read any other zeens in my pile yet, I've read piles like it before & I can trust that a M zeen is probably gonna outdo others. 'Cause M is a cracker of a writer & may have only one article in her zeen, but that article, if my recent experience was anything to go by, had multiple well written lines that cracked smiles across the countenance of her readership.

& That article alone probably has a higher word count than other entire zeens in the pile. A M zeen is a mark of quality & the only zeenster I bothered to name drop to my table sharing companion, the apparent international superstar of zeens, Dave Roche.

Sincere kudos.

Simon Gray

PS. I don't expect you to have read my zeen yet, don't feel bad upon
reading this e-mail.