Wanna contribute to a zine about shoplifting?

This just in from a zining ladyfriend:

"We have an idea for a zine and we need contributions. We wanna compile a whole heap of stories written by people about their experiences of shoplifting.  

We are keen for anyone to write whatever they like ... contributions can be in the form of poetry, prose, creative writing, a couple of sentences, one or more paragraphs, or a short story (maximum 1,200 words). Content can be anything related to shoplifting ... you watching someone else do it, you doing it, wanting to do it, getting caught, not getting caught, best item, worst item, strategies, the politics of shoplifting, your philosophical motivation for shoplifting, whatever ...

Photos, cartoon, and other artwork on the theme of shoplifting are also welcome.

You can email contributions to clara_tzara@yahoo.com or girlbackwards@gmail.com or post to Clara Tzara, P.O. Box 1 Flaxley, S.A. 5153 anytime until the end of September 2009. Oh, and please advise if you would like to be credited by real name, chosen pseudonmyn, or anonymous."